Football has produced champions beyond counting and immortals precisely none — even the Invincibles drew twelve. The Gazette hereby offers the back page of all time to the first XI to win every match it plays. Applications are now open.
Every edition deals a fresh universe, and the editor keeps three spikes — bin a club, draw again. The Wage Bill caps the payroll at £1.2m a week: build greatness the board can afford.
Eleven draws off the wire. Each lands on a club and an era — take one player from that squad. A formation, a full season against the greatest sides in history, the European nights on top. The Gazette prints what happens, kindly or otherwise.
The wire picks the club. You pick the player. History picks you apart.
FIG. 1 — THE TEAM SHEET. A 4-3-3, as the good lord intended.